Of Ramadan, Peanut butter and Banana's

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen Ramadan The key to survivng #Ramadan is consuming lots of peanut butter before the fast begins. Its a slow release of energy. Try it

4 hours ago via Twitter · Comment

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Haroon Wadee
love to boet..but can't stand da stuff....prefer snacking on a bowl of salted roasted peanuts than smearing the stuff over toast....
4 hours ago

Sajida Malek
And banana
4 hours ago

Haroon Wadee
banana butter?
4 hours ago

Saberah Gumede
banana butter? where?
3 hours ago

Saberah Gumede
ha - i just got an idea, we can invent a banana butter and call it babutter...or babata....that'd be so cool....
3 hours ago

Haroon Wadee
i don't know...ask Ned and Sajida....
3 hours ago

Sumaya Khan
a few dates work just as well!
3 hours ago

Haroon Wadee
or we can call it BATA..can eat it, spread it on toast or wear it to school....
3 hours ago

Fiona Zerbst
I eat peanut butter toast every morning!
3 hours ago

Saberah Gumede
yup BATA is so cool....reminds me of that Hubabuba bubblegum
3 hours ago

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
Peanut butter works great. banana in cereal works well too. I cant eat so early in the morning. But i reckon banana, and peant butter combo would work well! Going to try it tomorro morning
3 hours ago

Haroon Wadee
OK....what's da connection between school shoes and bubblegum? unless it's a cellualr schoolday memory thing...cool!!!
3 hours ago

Sumaya Khan
I have to share this: try peanut butter, sliced banana and drizzled honey. It's yummy!
3 hours ago

Saberah Gumede
Introducing the new BATA - has ALL the nutrients for your kids. It's so cool, because it doesn't look like a banana...it looks like peanut butter, yet has the potassium from Banana....BATA for your tweens and BABATA for your teenagars....hurry, stocks are limited
3 hours ago

Saberah Gumede
yes Sumaya...i love that combo...also, u shud try making peanut butter n honey milkshake...hmmm, its nca.....add bananas if u like
3 hours ago

Saberah Gumede
the connection was the name HUBABUBA and BABATA and BATA...get it? i do...well @ least im entertaining myself ;) lol
3 hours ago

Haroon Wadee
back to serious stuff...if i can ever be that...bananas are great...i have banana and yoghurt every morning, bowl of pronutro (brown sugar)..keeps me going and still manage to gym in the afternoon...perhaps i'll try a handful of peanuts as well....as for the honey - awesum with yoghurt smoothie (minus da peanut butter which is optional)....
3 hours ago

Sumaya Khan
Best i stop with the food talk, my stomach's talking to me too and i still have to play squash later.
3 hours ago

Haroon Wadee
actually the key to surviving ramadaan is lots of sleep, sabr, introspection, zikr, salaah and reading...(completed 3 novels already.....)....work also helps..time flies at the office...
3 hours ago

Junaid Noor Mohamed
Stop stop... You guys are making me hungry! Lol
3 hours ago

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
beanut butter and banana shoes..... I'd buy oneTime passes in ramadan by setting targets, like reading a seerah and completing the quraan, i find that there is never time to complete......... Unfortunately
2 hours ago

Yasmin Rashid
tk a slice of butter toast spread some chunky skippy peanut butter slice some banana drizzle honey n sprinkle cinnamon its d'lish, u won't be hungry for a long while after that
2 hours ago

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
Sounds great. But also sounds like alot of work!
2 hours ago

Nazim Jawoodeen
Peanut butter was invented by the Gods and will be served at the fountain of Kauthar - seldom does a morning pass without me dipping my paws into a jar of it..yum..yum - ok i'll stop now bcos my tummy's beginning to do a rumble...
2 hours ago

Yasmin Rashid
its worth the effort I assure u.. besides nothin good in life comes without a little effort! :)
2 hours ago

Layura Kingsely
Few more hours to go :) :) :)
39 minutes ago

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
And then it'll be Yasmin's sandwitch. It needs a name though
about a minute ago

Of Halaal Guns and Swine Flu

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen is it permissible to eat a gun if its pointed at your head? Assuming im not fasting. Lets ask SANHA, MJC, ICSA, NMOP, WXYZ and whoever else

Yesterday at 12:53pm via Twitter ·

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Saberah Semenya Gumede
uhhhh, now why wud u wanna eat a gun if its at yr head?...oh, and while u at it, plz assk if swine-flu is haraam?
Yesterday at 12:57pm

Muhammad Jawwaad Akleker
Lmao.. You guys r rippers!
Yesterday at 1:00pm

Sajida Malek
Lol.. They would probably tell you ..that if the gun does not have a SANHA logo ... Then its not permissible (halaal)... And if in doubt .. Leave it out.. As for the swine flu... Well i would like to hear the answer to that... (^^,)
Yesterday at 1:07pm

Azad Essa
why dont u turn the gun at them rather.
Yesterday at 1:20pm

Abdullah Loonat
lololololol...
Yesterday at 1:55pm

Husein Insein Khan
'If t gun maker was a muslim, wore kurta, tr0users above hs ankles, topee n beard n made a m0nthly debit order 2 sanha then it is permisable' SANHA
Yesterday at 2:08pm

Imtiaz Varachhia
it depend where the gun owner buy's his chickens from
Yesterday at 2:13pm

Muneer Bismillah
it also depends as to who is slaughtering the chiken s
Yesterday at 2:31pm

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
So i can eat the gun???? I need to know, if im ever in the situation, i'll know what to do!
Yesterday at 3:24pm

Muneer Bismillah
call chanel islam at 1 minute before iftar they will have the ans for u but that time and only that time ned
Yesterday at 3:36pm

Mohsien Jada
Lmao this is by far the best status ever ...as for swine flu i guess if it caught u off guard its ok but if u pass it on u r contributng 2 the chain of this swineful act of which no sanha member was present ...hence :)
Yesterday at 7:43pm

Hussein Mahomedy
Witty ! halaal guns
10 hours ago

Of Guessing and Winning

Haroon Wadee today's guess da song & artist (easy one): "you can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools but out spirit will never die..."

49 minutes ago · Comment ·

Harebas Bolt Edemug
Haroon Wadee ;)
46 minutes ago

Haroon Wadee
lol....nope...although we do love to perform this number it isn't ours.....
45 minutes ago

Zubaidah Saloojee
Michael heart- we will not go down(gaza tonight).
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Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
Micheal Heart. Song for Gaza! What do i win!
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Haroon Wadee
well done....winners receive a POKE.....my project manager will contact you for your details...
36 minutes ago

Farzeen Bhana
michael hart song for gaza
33 minutes ago

Haroon Wadee
fantastic song!!!! powerful....oh so powerful....what a moving song!!! gonna post da lyrics as a note...
31 minutes ago

Zubaidah Saloojee
Hehehehe. Vir drie hondred rand, gee nog 'n liedjie.
31 minutes ago

Zubaidah Saloojee
The lyrics are great but the song is crap.
30 minutes ago

Haroon Wadee
OK....but no sweat....keep da R300.....
29 minutes ago

Haroon Wadee
different strokes for different strokes....the song features regularly in our jam sessions....we love it..simple chord changes and musically simply sublime....
28 minutes ago

Zubaidah Saloojee
Lol i was just bein johan stemmet from noot vir noot
27 minutes ago

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
@ Farzeen, i already won!A poke, CMON!
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Haroon Wadee
OK....will also tag U in da note....
25 minutes ago

Farzeen Bhana
@ MZH bleh.. by like one millisecond!
16 minutes ago

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
@ Haroon and @ FarzeenI Won! I want more than a poke and a tag
11 minutes ago

Saberah Gumede
hey ned, the Poke C'mon reminded me of the Pokemon...get it? haha ;) im so bland
Fri at 11:23am

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
ha ha! I got it
Fri at 11:31am

Of 42, 1.618 and Science Fiction

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen The answer to life is 42


Yesterday at 3:57pm via Twitter · Comment

Haroon Wadee and Natasha Vally like this.

Muhammad Karim
Wrong... its the answer to life, the universe and everything.
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Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
hah, so true oh wise one! I forgot. 42 is EVERYTHING
Yesterday at 4:11pm · Delete

Muhammad Karim
So what's the question then ?
Yesterday at 4:14pm · Delete

Gadija Omar
U've lost me there...please refresh my memory..*blush*
Yesterday at 4:15pm · Delete

Muhammad Karim
@Gadija - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Yesterday at 4:16pm · Delete

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
@ Mak - What is the meaning of Life
Yesterday at 4:26pm · Delete

Muhammad Shaahid Abdool
actually its 1.618...God's divine perfect equation of creation...that's the to life...!!! 1.618 ('',)
Yesterday at 4:31pm · Delete

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
How you get that?
Yesterday at 4:33pm · Delete

Muhammad Karim
If that's the question the answer can't be 42... that's what catches them in the book... they want the answer to life, the universe and everything and the computer spits out 42... 42 is the answer... but the computer says the answer really isn't as important as the question and it creates another 'computer' to work out the ultimate question... the new 'computer' is Earth.Awesome neh?
Yesterday at 4:33pm · Delete

Muhammad Karim
Ned - 1.618 is called the 'divine proportion' everything in Nature conforms to it... the proportion from your shoulder to your fingertips against your elbow to your finger tips... sea shells, music... the proportion is all over nature... its everywhere... hence its called the divine proportion.
Yesterday at 4:35pm · Delete

Harebas Bolt Edemug
????????
Yesterday at 4:35pm · Delete

Muhammad Karim
Agh! go watch teh movie to figure out the 42 thing :P
Yesterday at 4:36pm · Delete

Harebas Bolt Edemug
what movie?
Yesterday at 4:37pm · Delete

Harebas Bolt Edemug
thing is, i looked at my cellphone and 4 has GHI and 2 has ABC...so, i thort 42 stands for IA which means Insha Allah .. and ... uhm....oh dear.....
Yesterday at 4:38pm · Delete

Muhammad Karim
LOL! nice one Harebas... the movie is 'Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy'
Yesterday at 4:42pm · Delete

Saudah Gaffoor
read the books . They are way better. And u didnt mention the best part. About the mice
Yesterday at 5:04pm · Delete

Yaseen Joolay
1.618k thing for me is still amazing....as is PI. 22/7.
Yesterday at 5:39pm · Delete

Haroon Wadee
need to revisit the books......someone swiped my set.....Yaseen....U should read 'Life of Pi' boet
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Saudah Gaffoor
what he should be reading is Terry Pratchett.
Yesterday at 7:58pm · Delete

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
Havent read hitchikers guide to the galaxy, or life of pi - but plan top read both.Went through a terry pretchet book. Dont think i'll ever read one. Im incapable of reading science fiction. Prefer the movies... Read More@ Mak - 1.618 - interesting, think i saw something about it once
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Of Dates, Boycotting and Right Wing Zionists

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen SA Calls to Boycott Israeli Dates This Ramadan By Aisha Mouneimne – Cape Town http://tinyurl.com/ms8qr4

6 hours ago via Twitter · Comment ·

Niyaaz Miller, Muneer Khan, Fatima Gi. and 4 others like this.

Ilan Solomons
Lol - u are aware that everytime sum1 calls 4 these boycott things there is an increase in the amount of Israeli products bought, i think the Israeli Trade ministery owes u! U know the publicity helps more than any israeli trade exihibition - i think u shld rather boycott Israeli life support machines and Chemotherapy drugs - makes much more of an impact i believe! Fast Well though;)
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Muhammad Jawwaad Akleker
Nah... I disagree.. I know from personal experience and that of many friends who actively boycott all israeli products... Jazakallah khair.. Keep us the good work.. It serves as a good reminder to those of us who become forgetful.. Some people will try their utmost to stop this boycott.. Including making false claims about how it has make a positive impact on the sale of israeli good.. Positive impact my a**! Shove your bullshyte where the sun dont shine!
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Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
@ Ilan - Your argument is based upon a fallacy. Apartheid ended in South Africa because of Boycotts and Sanctions! Israeli apologists might buy more of the product, but most people wont. Especially since international public opinion and support is shifting against Israeli propoganda.It was very productive chatting to liberal zionists that ... Read Moreattended the Norman Finkelstein debate in Cape Town. It was a pleasure chatting to them. You need to move more to the centre Ilan, your politics is of. No meaningful discussion or proactive steps will ever be taken with the attitude that you adopt.
4 hours ago · Delete

Ilan Solomons
Wow mate i wld consider myself from the zionist peace camp, and i have seen statistics from the Israeli trade industry that has shown the proof of the claim that these boycott calls have a direct link 2 increased sales! B i am all 4 engagement and as wat a fairly liberal minded person im willing 2 listen 2 any view point, even wen i openly disagree... Read More with it, i went 2 good old Norman's talk at wits even, knowing his stance! I respect ur views and but i respectfully disagree with ur views aswell! I think u often miss the point that being pro-palestinian(which i am aswell) does not mean u have 2b anti-israeli, or worse anti-zionist/jewish, i think that just as u call 4 me 2 move 2 the center - wateva that means? - u shld do the same my friend! :)
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Altaaf Mahomed
agreed - respecting others viewpoints is a must. i've been boycotting isreali goods for years now. i know it will have 0 impact on their bottom line but that isn't the reason im boycotting. i do it, because im standing for a cause which i beleive in.
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Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
@ Ilan - please send me the stats as well. And i know you my man, you right wing! Not centre. Have met much more left wing Zionists in my time.
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Ilan Solomons
Altaaf 2b be honest with u i hardly ever buy Israeli goods just because their often just bloody expensive and like i dont need it, but wen i hear of a boycott call my jewish and actually more my non-jewish friends start buying the stuff like its going 2 neva cum again! Its just the reality!
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Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
Dude, i know you. All your friends are hardcore rightwing Zionists. I never ever saw you with non-jewish friends on campus, ever
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Ilan Solomons
Mate i wont lie i once was a very right wing zionist, but i have shifted over the years 2 the centre - as its the only way i believe 2 achieve peace and justice 4 all - but ur comments that all my friends are jewish and right wing zionists is totatlly false, esp the ones on campus! But the discussion is not me - its this boycott thing that is helps... Read More nothing in my opinion! I believe the opposite the more economic leverage sa has over Israel the more influence we have over the situasion 2 push towards the 2 states solution, but if u think the media attension u give 2 israeli goods is the way 2 go - well then i guess Israel benefits regardless! I mean like how often did u used 2 by israeli goods b4 anyway? I mean its not like ur stopping a regular buyer ur just - inadvertantly - giving more of a market 2 ppl who didnt have an opinion 2 start with! But i think we shld encourage the government 2 include the PA trade in all deals and sales from Israel, thats wats needed i believe!
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Jessica A'isha Mouneimne
the issue is that so much of our fresh fruit and veg actually comes from israel, and we dont even kno it- its not like the product as a: caution im a zionist product! written on it (although that would help) the fall of apartheid was brought about via boycotts, as Sa's we have added responsibility 2 c oppression wen its there and do everything we can do stop it.just adding my voice 2 a conversation thats doesnt include me lol1
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Hussein Mahomedy
Let us strive for peace ..it is the oNLY way,as human beings with HEARTS not rocks within us ..!
Yesterday at 7:45pm · Delete

Ilan Solomons
Hussein all i can say to your statement! Is INSHALLAH AMEEN!!! :)
Yesterday at 8:27pm · Delete

Muhammed Bhayat
Ilan should provide us with the facts and figures to back up his stance. Its a pretty logical argument from MZ and supported by the weight of history and simple economic principles. Boycotts are extremely effective tools in both creating awareness of zionist oppression as well as educating people to be more discerning regarding the choices they make as individual consumers.
Yesterday at 8:34pm · Delete

Muhammed Bhayat
There can be no peace without justice.
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Ilan Solomons
Agreed Bhayat - Justice for Jews and Palestinians!!!
Yesterday at 8:38pm · Delete

Hussein Mahomedy
Where there is willingness there is a way ! LET PEACE PREVAIL with human determination ! Enough madness..! Let Sanity make way ...intelligent are we not ?????
Yesterday at 8:42pm · Delete

Hussein Mahomedy
Peace is important for all humanity! I say this because the boomerang effect awaits any oppressor like Pharoah. Allah freed the Bani Israeel.So the human being has no option but to act with humility and use his mind in the right direction. Complexity will be untangled as every predicament is made easy by Allah. What i do fear is our loss of focus ... Read Moreas humanity.Boycott is limited action. Awakening the CONSCIENCE within us is the GOAL to strive for.The wife of Pharoah listened and became the beloved of God . So every human being is under test and has choices. Moses chose God and was elevated. Muhammad chose God and his name is elevated.Let us replay the scene of Pharoah and Moses every second of our lives in order to draw real lesson.
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Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen
@ Aisha - Discussion is open to everyone@ Hussein - Im all for Peace! Lets not talk about peace when one side oppressors another, and claim that 'BOTH SIDES' need to come ot the party! Thats hipocracy, not peace!@ Muhammed Bhayat - I agree with you, boycotts are excellent and achieves it target. We should remember that Ilan is a product of propoganda... Read More@ Ilan - Are you employed directly to defend Israel, or do you do it voluntarily?
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Ilan Solomons
Lol - im zionist by choice mate! And i will criticize israel wen and where neccessary - i am a product of jewish justice if thats propaganda so be it!lol Im just luv this boycott talk its hillarious - its like me saying im going 2 boycott PEP wen i dont shop there 2 begin with! I think it wld be more effective if u were 2 take ur sick and dying ... Read Morefamily members off israeli produced life support systems and other medication - now that wld show ur serious abt this boycott thing! Oh well ill enjoy my evil zionist jaffa oranges and other israeli products that help the world! Im boycotting israeli produced underwear by the way - i think until they drop the prices we must avoid this zionist rip off! ;)
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Hussein Mahomedy
Its a complex situation,yes. Oppression cannot be condoned whether it be from Israel or our own muslim governments that practise it.Israel or other govt think that they have a freee handling humanity,yet the hand of Allah most assuredly watches our motives and heavy handed actions.This situation is not irreversible as the case of Moses displays.So ... Read Morereminders and advice is necessary before judgment takes place and our unrestrained use of power is pulled from under the rug.Allah is Merciful to those who show mercy.When muslim countries are apathetic and muslim women and children languish in prison,then we have an abnormal situation.Oppression reigns,but it will not continue as the Justice of Allah will nullify those who oppose peace.It is time to shake the hearts that harbour ill will towards humanity and challenge all our dangerous mindsets.Peace will eventually win through as promised by Allah whether we like it or not.Will the boycott challenge SET MINDSETS?Allah knows best..
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Of AIDS, Women and Positions

Johnny Alubu Selemani is thinking of this new AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women!!!

Yesterday at 3:04pm · Comment · Like

Of strangers spamming my status update

Mohammed Ziyaad Hassen INTERESTING INFORMATION - Today's date is 07/08/09! At 34 minutes and 56 seconds past twelve today, the time was 12:34:56. I kid you not

Zeenat Dadabhay
haha ive been telling my pts dat the whole day:'vandag se datum is sewe,aag, nege!'
August 7 at 6:06pm

Mohamed Ayaaz Carim
wOW thats cool
August 7 at 6:10pm

Katija Munshi
i dnt gt d tym part
August 7 at 6:36pm

Mohamed Ayaaz Carim
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 lol come on
August 7 at 6:41pm

Katija Munshi
hahaha oMg!lol sowi d fastn gt ta me!haha kwl
August 7 at 7:34pm ·

Hameem Tayob
Na don't blame d fastin.. Its the blondness of you..
August 7 at 7:58pm

Muhammad Karim
too bad it isnt the year 1011.
August 7 at 8:13pm

Katija Munshi
haha ya ne hameEm mus b!hahaha gud 1 muhammad
August 7 at 8:18pm

Hameem Tayob
so why u dye'd ur hair black?? u cant hide ur blondness :P
August 7 at 8:34pm
Katija Munshi
lmao!ur hairclr dnt nd ta b bl0nd in ordr ta av bl0nd m0ment
August 7 at 8:36pm

Hameem Tayob
lol.. DUH!! haha just troublin ya :P
August 7 at 10:00pm

Katija Munshi
lol u a trubler!hehe
August 7 at 10:04pm

Hameem Tayob
A meanie :) thats what every1 calls me :)
August 7 at 10:08pm

Katija Munshi
n i dnt blame dm 2! meanie beanie!
August 7 at 10:37pm

Hameem Tayob
Haw aw.. But its fun like that.. Better than sweet talkin lmao
August 7 at 11:32pm